hergh... susahnyer jd orang multitasker nie.... neelofa...

bythengokngeks

haha.. heee... multitasker.. ak google definnition dyer tp semue pasal komputer.. haloo.. ak bukan komputer.. ak manusia.. manusia multitasker... multi tasker nie maksudnyer kte bley buat banyak benda dalam satu masa.. hehe.. ak bukan nak kata ak nie superhero atau papa... tapi bnyak benda tuh luas kan maksod dya.. 


okeyh.. kta amek contoh, ak sebagai multitasker.. 

bella ngokngek

multitasker...

tapi yang beza nyer ak bukan multitasker yang bnyak2 keje nie.. hurgh.. tlg la.. wat ape nak sibok2 kn diri wat semua benda2 nie.. bibik kan ader.. suroh da la..homework? hahahah.. sia sia ader kawan.. tiru dala.. law abes mls pon suroh je junior tlg buat.. nah.. snang... abes cta... hehehhe.. ala, ak bukan nyer buli junior.. tlg menolong amaln mulia ya tak? hehhehe

so, kalau ak pnyer multi tasker plak cam ner? sila baca di bawah.. (p/s: hanya manusia yang mempunyai iman yang tebal ja bley baca.. ak mmg kaki merapu n prasan, so law rasa ta suka org merapu, bek jgn baca,, law rasa anda seorang yang suka series n bukan kaki chillex.. pon ta digalakkn, di garikkan or dimiangkn untok baca.. skip ja k..)

• bella ngokngek sangat comel.. ter nian indah paling emat comel belaka sekali..
• bella ngokngek sangat baek.. bak bidadari di syurga... umpama mawar yang sedang mekar.. hahahaha
• bella ngokngek sangat manja.. yeke? tataw.. tataw.. no komen.. tp, da nme pon comel, msti la mnje.. kn?kn? kn? heee...
• bella ngokngek sangat nakal.. maaf ye kawan2.. maaf ye budak2 kem sik yang ak pernah tuang clorox dalam mesin basuh korang.. ak sje jer na test result... heee.. sorie ea.. :)
• saya agak pandai.. taley tules sangat pandai.. result ak bnyak fail... tp bley la stakat na 8a pmr tuh...
• saya saaaaaangat periang.. susah oo jf org periang.. tiap2 ary na pker somting new untok wat orang terhibor.. btw, ak bkn badot.. ak ta ske saket kn n bodoh kn diri ak..

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bella ngokngek bkn badot k...action semata mata... btw nie gambar kat universal studio singapore...

• pandai menyanyi.. alarh.. setakat karok jamban tuh.. no hal la... ak open.. siap nyanyi dangdut n menari2 pon okeyh...
• ha.. yg nieyh mmg terbaek.. ak suuke sgt masak.. untong sape jd laki ak.. hmpa nak? ceih... ak slalu tlg mak ak wat kek ntok dyer jual kat ofis.. tp skang mama da naek pgkat.. ta wat da la..
• ak paling paling paling TAK reti menjaet.. eee... susah la.. last skali ak menjaet.. ak jaet tudong skolah.. ak ltak ats katel.. ble da siap, rupe2 nyer ak terjaet skali ngan tilam.. hergh.. susah2.. 
• ak nie femes.. artis la kte kn.. hahha.. bohong je.. ak ta pemes pon.. stakat wat masalah bnyak ada la..
• n yang paling susah adalah... ak nie...

neelofa.. 

ha... kan da kte.. same.. ngeh3...

btw.. neelofa.. sye bukan beniat na cemarkan identiti awak... sye juz meminati awak sgt2... dala cantek.. pndai.. eh eh, same la kte.. hehhe..

tgok.. begitu bnyak bende ak kne jd... multitasker.. hergh.. susah.. susah.. hehhehe.. mat lutfi pon mengeloh bnyak sgt kne buat..

syawani, stay up dan berak

bythengokngeks

haha.. baru tules tajok tapi ak da renggah gelak dah.. sampai jatoh kerusi dah ak gelak.. haha.. nie mesti korang tetatatatnya tanya pnya napa kn?kn? kn? makanya dibicarakan makanya diceritakan makanya kn kn kn... ewah.. dah mcm herman tee yes dah..

ewah.. hehehhe... syawani.. syawani.. korang kenal syawani tak? ala.. kalau korang tgok dalam pos ak yang before2 nie.. ader pos pelangie kn? ha.. wani yang gambar dyer giant sorang2 kat court netball tuh.. hahah.. kesian wanie.. ak direct dajjal dyer... hahah... 

wahai cik wanie.. bella ngokngek da letak dah gambar awak yang elok skit.. jgn la marah saya lagi k...

wokeyh.. wokeyh... ape yang ak maksudkan dengan syawanie.. stay up dan berak.. ok.. wanie nie adalah orang yg sangat rajen stay up.. rajen gila study.. rajen yang amat sangat ter nian indah paling belaka siot la... dyer mmg pulun na dapat 9a+ spm.. siap inai kat tapak tngan tules 9a+.. then dyer akan genggam tangan tuh.. haa... 9a+ dalam genggaman...

hehe.. al kisah nya ada la satu hari ak tetibe terase nak stay up.. coz esok nyer ak ader trs biology.. hurgh.. dah la aku fail bio.. cam mane ak jadi tutor pon ta twu la.. abes la hancor result budak2 laen.. huhu.. okeyh.. then, seperti biasa.. akan kelihatan wanie stay up di depan pintu dengan meja ABC bercorak buah buahan yang bucu nya digigit adeknya, iman si pak mok.. hahha.. dengan jati diri yang tinggi dan azam yang tekad.. ak pon study la semeja dgan dya di depan pintu.. macam peminta sedekah di koridor pon ada la.. 

tiba2, sedang mengkonsentrasi dan mengfokuskan diri study.. my stomach tbe2 meragam plak.. mntak isi nya dikeluarkan.. nak berak la plak.. eeee ter nyerr eee adoy... tp masalah nye da tngah malam dah tyme tuh.. tggal kami jer yang maseh bernyawa.. ak dala penakot siket... malam plak tuh.. ak dala stay asrama.. ta branie la gi toilet malam2.. takot.. korang mesti ta penah denga pasal hantu dah ke belom kat asrama kn? ha.. hantu tuh ader woo. siries..

tyme ak search video nieyh kat youtube. ak view ar skali.. ciet.. takot tahap.. ak tros tutop laptop taw... kalaw ta pecaye try ar tgok...

wokeyh2... ak pon memaksa la syawanie menemani ak g toilet.. asal nyer dyer tanak teman.. tapi.. ak paksa gak.. ak pon masok la toilet number 7.. toilet favoret.. berseh dari yang laen.. then ak pon membuka seluar dan mula mengcangkong untok melepaskan bom yang hamper meletus ini.. (ak geli kalaw nak pkai toilet duduk kat tandas awam) akan tetapi.. ak ta jadi la plak.. ak pon keluar balek toilet, dengan muka yang masam...

syawani: la awat plak nie? taek masok balek ka kak?

aku: :(... bukan.. erm... waniey.. tman ak msok toilet.. ak takot la...

ha.. punah.. wanie jenoh maki ak.. tapi tindakan ak betol ap..cam ner law ak tengah berak tibe2 hantu kluar dari toilet bowl.. ha..( wanie kata hantu tu nanti ta dan na kluar da kna taek hang, tapi ak ta pcaya, hantu invisible.. taek ley tembos) cam ner kalaw hantu tuh view ak dari silling.. wah.. nanti rambot dyer terjuntai2.. aaa... takot.. takot.. puas ak memohon.. merayu dakat waniey... tapi dyer tetap tamaw teman...

at last, ak menganges kat situ.. ak kesempitan antara takot dan berak... seksa woo... ak mmg da teriak ar.. ak kalaw boleyh nak tahan berak esok.. tapida ta than sangat.. at last.. waniey ckap,

hala, hala, ak teman.. tapi berak cepat sket.. jgn wat parti plak..(kawan2 ak kta ak kalaw berak slalu wat parti kes lama sgt.. yeke?)

hehe.. then waniey pn masok la toilet skali.. heheeeeee.. tp dyer mgadap pintu la.. sepanjag berak tuh.. kami reja gadoh ja.. ak ta bg dya toleh blakang.. maloo.. :)

k fine.. ak ta ley na tules dah.. penat ketawa..

besnyer kalaw berak ley maen game...

english essay [my unforgettable personality character]

bythengokngeks

he has the same tall as me, the height of a model. he has a wide not too furry chest with three mole on it and a flabby sexy stomach. he`s born with nazi type skin, u can see her face turn blushing red when he is shy and his black hair is always combed neatly with gatsby on it. his sensational curve camel-like eyelashes is covered by his white frame spectacles. he do looks genius, as steve jobs but as a young quite prince charming-like.

he looks older than his age as he has a matured personality not like other teenagers among him. but there is no wrinkles on his forehead and no lines on his eyes. you will be in awe and surprisingly amazed to know that he`s only a SPM candidates once you know him as he is too widely knowledgeable by his age of seventeen.

we were in form two when i first met him, the year where i just reached my puberty. my height increase rapidly that year, so do my pimples on my cheeks. too much as the thorns on a rose.

i was standing among hundreds of debaters,basketballers and teachers  queuing and waiting for abracadabra so that the big hall door will be opened. i mumbled and muttered as i was too bored to do nothing when i saw him and started a chat with him to avert my bored becoming worse. he`s an english debater representing his school, sains labuan, named hafiz, thats what he told me. our conversation stunted there as the hall opened and i instantly chow lefting him behind without saying goodbye, without dropping any contact-me notes to him. clock showed 9.30 p.m, i hadn`t had my dinner yet, i was really starving, my stomach rings me to feed it immediately, theres like a massive chaos, a fight between muhamad ali and undertaker, wwe famous wrestler. i really need to swallow foods that time. i quitely forget about him then.

it had been two years later when we met again. guess how, via facebook, a popular must-know social network nowdays. we become friend, bestfriend, almost lover most-likely. we care about each other too much, about our health, our family and plus our education. but there is one unexpected incident that make me hardly to forget him. end of october 2011, both of us were having end year examination,SBP inline test, an exam that will identified how were our achievement in mastering form four syllabus. i was having quite difficult time on the moment the examinations conducted. i really cant focused and stressed out because of my abundance over whelmed problems, but i truly must for my exams to recovered some of it and the best thing is, i have nothing to vomit on my paper sheet later.

thank god theres hafiz, he helped me a lot, he dare to stay up all night long to help me prepared for my exams. he also did abetted disclosed the examination questions as his school had answered it a week earlier. he helped me too much, his my fairy god mother, my survivor. as the result, i can answer my papers calmly and had not failed although i was too lazy to memorize answers given by him before. but, its fine, really, i`m quite happy with my result, at least my i dont have to hear my mom babbling on me. it was only when i was little bit older that i understood how meaningful this relationship was. please dont assume that i`m misused our friendship, it just that, his determination adore me a lot.

it had been a while we were closed now, and it seemed like i knew him for years. we have become inseparable, as the sea and shore, seashore. ghee. i have learnt to appreciate the guy which never mingy of anything. he was created with a 24 hours working excellently brain but did he never averse to share his knowledge to people. he patiently thought me chemistry, repeating the same thing over and over again eventhough he knew that i`m a slow learner as my brain cant digest all the chemistry symbols and equations efficiently. he was also born with a silver spoon but yet he wasnt proud of snobbish of his family golden toilet richness. he was not master of one and did he was not jack of all tricks, he was master of everything, but skateboarding was an exceptional as he always fell, but still majority he can done it greatly. yet he never failed  to donate his very humbled and generoused to help others. his my row model, my idol, i really want to be like him one day, a warren buffett, a philanthropist but with the marilyn monroe appearance version, not steve jobs. chucks...

my acquaintance with him has changed my perspective towards life. he has thought me to love the life you live, it was actually a phrase printed on one of paris hilton`s legging, i saw it on television once before. he tells me to face my fate with an opened heart and except god`s will. he also guide me to know big man better and pray whenever difficulties befall on me. on the other hand, he did offered himself to be my tutor for my SPM. he always reminds me and tried to convince me that SPM is sijil paling mudah just to blow away my fear and not to stressed out.

he is my mentor, my patient and gentle adviser and my bestfriend ever. he thought me freely and does not hesitate to scold me when i am in the wrong instate reprimand me softly.

now that i am struggling my best for my SPM.  i must score 9a+ as i had promised myself to further in my study in france one day. i will try my best to fly there with my flying colors SPM ticket and joined him to materealise our dream together.

perampuan slalu salah tentang lelaki hensem

bythengokngeks

cakap tentang lelaki hensem, hai, perempuan mane tak nak kn? hensem act sesuatu yg subjektif, laen org, laen pndgn dyer trhdap erti hensem itu sendiri, tetapi pd ak, secara general nyer, hensem adalah seperti

aaron aziz

taylor lautner

mr bean.. hehe.. lwk jer...

k la.. ini lah pde ak yg dkatekn hensem.. kre majoriti perempuan law kte tnyer aaron hensem ke tak, msti jwpn dyer yer..uke kte berbalek kpd main reason ak tles entry kali nie.. ape yg ak mksodkn dgn perempuan selalu salah tntg lelaki hensem..

usually law kte read novels or watching movies, hero slalu hensem2.. tggi, tough, puteh, kaye, mmg kre pakej lengkap la ktekn.. then, hero nie msti ade sikap yg same jer dlm smue cter, gentleman, gentleman yg amt sgt smpai kn jd kgilaan n rebutan,.. then.. not to forgot, buaya,, ala,, da mke hensem, hrte pn ader,, takan na sie2 kn,, msti la dorang player kn/

uke, dsbbkn influence drpd drama2  tersebut, kebnyakan perempuan tlh mltkkn perspektif negatif terhadap lelaki2 hensem.. contohnyer...

1. lelaki hensem lepak ngan kwn2 : hensemnyer.. nie mesti player nie.. tgok mke pn taw da prangai.. stail kaki dajjal prsaan perempuan nie..
2. lelaki hensem lepak ngan fmily : hensemnyer.. nie msti fmily loaded nie.. tgok mke pn tawu sgt.. kaki memilih.. jge standard la konon..
3. lelaki hensem jual ikan kat pasar ; hensemnyer,,, tp npe jual ikan eak? ha.. nie msti tuhan bayar cash kes sketkn aty perempuan.. ha.. pdn mke..
4. lelaki hensem ta keje ; hensemnyer... la, ta kje ke? nie ta laen msti ank ikan nie.. trowk sunggoh.. hrp mke je hensem..
5. lelaki hensem dgn awek lawa ; hensemnyer.. alamak,, tgok awek r... pndai dyer pilih.. tkot kne ktom la tuh awek ta lwa nnt..
6. lelaki hensem dengan awek kureng lawa ; hensemnyer.. aish.. bia betol yg tuh awek dyer.. uish.. kesian.. awek dyer tuh msti kne tpu.. pakwe kau nak pkene kau je tuh.. 

tgok.. betape tidak optimis nyer pndgn perempuan trhadap lelaki hensem... trowk2... tetapi.. wahai perempuan2 di luar sne.. sesunggohnyer, anda 80% salah tntg lelaki hensem.. lelaki hensem.. ta wat prangai huduh cam tuh... bse nyer yg kureng sket je yg slalu wat pranagi.. curang la.. simpan perempuan la.... ta setia la.. sunggoh.. ak ta tpu.. act dorang ader reason taw ta knape dorang wat cam tuh..

alasan dyer sgt simple.. coz they r lack of confidnt on theirself..dorang sedar akn appearance dorang yg kureng tuh kan.. dorang tkot awek dorang tggl dorang.. so dorang psg la siap2... ta pon kes dorang na tyg kat kwn2.. hebat la konon kn dpt awek bynk.. kre kalaw awek bnyak tuh hensem la knon.. ceit pooodah.. peeeegidah.. na twu.. lelaki yg prangai haram cam nie lelaki kureng elok je taw ta....

wahai lelaki.. tlg la jd matured sket.. anda ta nmpk hensem pon law wat prangai huduh cam tuh.. ta mcho pn.. ta hebat pn.. sbaleknyer,,anda nmpk lagi huduh d mte perempuan..tlg la.. law na jd cam aaron aziz tuh high expectation sgt... dyer laen ar.. kacak luar, kacak dalam.. tp korang yg kureng nie.. agak2 r bro..law lua da ta kacak.. bia dlm tuh kacak..

bia org ckp..

mke pecah rumah.. tp dlm aty ad taman...

he..act.. perempuan nie bkn choosy sgt na pleh laki.. ktowg juz na a boy yg protected.. cbe korang bukak mte luas2.. kbnyakan perempuan ta keysa how their hb r.. kdg2 perempuan yg melepak, dpt laki melegam.. yg ramping dapat yg bulat.. yg sedap, dpt yg boroi..( perhatian.. lelaki boroi tuh seksi taw) tetapi sebaliknyer plak dgn lelaki.. lelaki slalu high demand.. der.. tgok mke la der.. agk2 ar na choosy pon.. law awek kau stie tuh pon da kre alhamdulillah dah...

maybe rmai yg akn condem ak kes ak rant on lelaki.. tetapi.. ak rant on lelaki yg kureng hensem jer.. korang yg nak rant ak nie msti tergolong kn? der,, hensem tuh subjektif.. korang akn hensem law prangai korang uke.. korang akn kureng hensem law prangai korang huduh cam kat ats tuh..so.. brperangai la yg baek2 agr anda dpt mrasai sperti aaron aziz.. ha.. nak jd aaron aziz ta? hehehe...

oh, lpe na gtaw.. ader stu g prangai lelaki yg ak mmg tahap ta ley blah.. lelaki yg dah buat jahat tp cover konon dyer nie baek la... cntoh?

der.. tlg la der.. kau dah sah2 nak buang perempuan tuh tp dok baby2 lg.. nak buang, buang tros r...

2012.. tadak hai kat hang!! pi blah jaoh2!!

bythengokngeks

smlm ak outing ngan ayah ak.. ktowg g makan2.. blek kampung... then ktowg plan nak tgok wyg mlm tuh.. tp pg vmall ta bes la cter dyer.. g cs plak trase sgt aneh coz cs kosong.. sedangkan selame nieyh cs tuh da mcm pusat petemptan manusia dah.. indon la.. ape la.. bangla pon ader taw.. mmg semak arh cs tuh.. tp plek gler coz mlm tuh lengang.. so ak assume yg everyone g tggu countdown la kot.. then ktowg pon ta jdik tgok wyg.. ktowang g btolak kat penang.. padang kota lama.. ak tyme on d way tuh ak doa gler kat bridge ta jam.. yela.. smue pkat2 na celebrate kn... doa ak da mcm zikir da.. tp ntong ktowg slamat smpai tnpe sebrg kesesakan.. tyme tuh jam da tnjok kol 9 mlm.. kre awai g ar...

smpai2.. tuuuudia.. org da pnoh da... compact thap ar.. parking da mcm sarden dah.. kami pon round dkat 5 6 kali gak ar.. at last kami pon parking la at marina bay.. 5hengget kot kena.. tp biaq ar.. dr kami round bnyak2.. baziaq minyak ja.. huhuhu.. da la minyak mahal skang... dr dok boh minyak reta pnyer bnyak, baek boh topap kat ak.. lg bgos.. ley kol kwn bgayot lme2.... hehhehe..

smpai2.. kmi tros pekene pasembor dulu.. lapaq tahap ar.. mne tak, kat rumah tok kami balon buah jer.. pelam, mgges, mte kuceng,,, mne kenyang... tp mmg tros trg ckp.. na mkn pon kne brator.. mje pnoh... ntong kami lucky.. smpai2 jer ader yg blah.. rezeki kn..

dah 2, siap mkn.. ader plak yg nak terberak la.. na tkencing la.. phm2 je la... adek2 aku bnyak kerenah... g la toilet yg kne byar tp tader function pon kte byar coz kotor tara tu gak.. tp, line pnjang thap ar.. tmbh2 line pmpuan.. smpai ke jalan ha pnjg.. ak dr na ter uh uh.. tros ta jd.. bnde tu pon tmsok blek lam port ak.. dyer pn ta sggop tggu na kua...then kami pon jln la na pg padang kn...

on the way na g tuh... kami terserempak nan stu kumpulan nie.. dorang wat street performance la.. dorang wat suke2 jer.. wlpon suare dorang ta sedap.. tp dorang enjoy... tyme ak tgok tuh, otak ak tros tringat kat nadia prosperity.. satu group band at fb.. ader sorang ahli dyer nme amar.. hensem gak la.. heheh.. tp ak support band dorang.. wlpon scare ta lgsong.. hehhe...

nie la band dorang... NADIA PROSPERITY.. nadia tuh tataw spe.. dorang pon tatwu na amek spe jd nadia.. so kalaw korang na.. korang mintak la... ak da link da page dorang at ats td...

then kami pon g la padang kota tuh kan.. tyme pegi tuh ak dgar lagu revolusi bunkface.. ak wat ta heran jela kan.. skali ak dgar btol2.. mmg voice bunkface la.. ceih.. ptot la rmai gler.. mmg meriah argh malm tuh.. ader,

BUNKFACE

ak peminat bunkface gak la.. terhaggok haggok kpala ak dgar lgu dorang.. layan beb..

SOFAZ pn dtg gak... ntong dyer ta nyanyi lagu terasa di syurga.. law tidak mmg spoil la... dorang nyanyi bynk gak ar lgu.. tp lg yg plg ak lyn... dan bila esok..

then lpas jer sofaz perform.. ader lg lpan menet jer na countdown.. tyme tuh limguan eng naek pentas.. dyer bg kate2 semangat gak la... adek ak tyme tuh bajet yg ckp tuh david teo.. eh? same ke? hahhah

DAVID TEO

LIM GUAN ENG.. same ke? hahhaha.. ta lgsong...

after that ktowg nyanyi lagu rasa syg.. lim wat panton.. hahahah.. ta bley blah tahap ar.. tyme tuh ak twos tgat at panton david teo ntok alamak toyol..

"saya ada 8juta toyol.. 7juta.. toyol kecik.. toyol besar.. alamak toyol!! tiga november.. "

lawak tahap ar.. ak carik kat youtube na tnjok kat korang.. tp ta jumpe la.. sorie... lpas jer kami nyanyi2 tuh countdown pon start... cantek sgt bunge api,,, sangat.. sangat cantek.. besar plak tuh.. ak tidek ingat na breng je kat situh mengadap langet.. tp rmai sgt.. maloo...

babai 2011.. welcome 2012....

:)

act ak epy da msok taon baru.. ak da f5 da!!! tp kn.. ader satuh aku ta suke.. ak bencie sgt2!!!

SPM..... SIJIL PEGI MAMPUIH..

argh.. tgat bende nie ak twos tadak mud.. ak tkot sgt...

:'(